Well, maybe not as cool as Barbie (she had a dream house!)

Happy Birthday, Me!

Happy Birthday, Brian Bosworth! (I totally got excited thinking I had the same birthday as the little kid from Family Ties, but apparently that's Brian Bonsall. Who does not share my birthday.)

Happy Birthday Chingy! (Rapper, "Powerballin" and "F*uck Dat Nigga")

And Lil' Bow-Wow! ("The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift")

And Emmanuel Lewis! (Dude! Webster!)

And Barbie! (Ohmygod Barbie)

And Kato Kaelin (Hid in OJ's poolroom)

This list leads me to Knowledge Nugget #7:

I may not be as famous as these guys, but I'm definitely just as cool. (And no one can argue with me because it's my birthday.)