Who DIDN'T break up last week?! A gossip roundup.

Apparently Santa brought a whole heap of heartache (or, you know, not) to Tinseltown this holiday season. A list of the people who went splitsville:

- Drew and Fab (Eh.)
- Justin and Cameron (He's rumored to be hooking up with Scarlett Johanson, while Scarlett's ex, Josh Hartnett, gets bathroom bj's in downtown bars. RUMORED bj's! Rumored!)
- Claire Danes and Billy Crewdup (She's rumored to be with her new co-star and whatdya know, a friend of ours is currently acting opposite her. Alas, it wasn't him.)
- Marilyn Manson and Dita Von Teese (That one actually surprised me; I thought those two might work. She's supposed to be pretty great - very Midwestern and sweet underneath the corsets - but he's been busy doing heroin with Angelina - ALLEDGEDLY! - and partying with 19-year-olds, not so allegedly.)

Who's next? I'm betting on Nicole and Keith. He got busted for sleeping with a fan (and entered rehab the minute it hit the tabloids) and she's starting to go all Meg Ryan on me. (Nik's definitely gotten her lips done, and she can no longer move her face. Please, please, back off from the Botox. I miss the old Nicole, with the red hair and the laugh lines. What the hell happened?)