Wait - what?!
Granted, I don't know much about the art of sleuthing but how in the hell foul play NOT being considered here?
posted by Ali @ 11:14 PM
Lies! All lies!
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Hmmm. What do they think happened? He cut himself shaving and then wandered off to a landfill in search of a bandage? Very strange story. (I'll bet it was the work of aliens! The same ones who shaved the hair on Maynard's back a long time ago.)
Oh, Maynard. I'd forgotten that story. It's a good one.
The aliens branded poor Mainard, burnt her hair off in a perfect "U" shape, just like they brand and perform experiments on cattle! I'm sure they mistook roly-poly Mainard for a miniature Holstein.
Oops! My apologies! I misspelled Mainard's name. (I ALWAYS did that, didn't I?)
Hell, I misspelled Mainard's name and she was my dog!
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