Damn, kid.
Last night "Billy" (the 9 year old) popped out with this winner:
"Here, you get the big headphones because you have a bigger head than me. And because you're older than me. MUCH older."
I was about to grab the tape measure (the kid has a cranium the size of a small state) but then he haaad to go and add that last bit. "MUCH older". And while yes, technically, I am much older I'm not MUCH older. I mean, people still ask me my major! That's not something you ask a MUCH older person. (And my head is small for a person of any age.)
Seriously, it's time to start aging up. 92, baby. 92.
posted by Ali @ 10:18 AM
2 Comments:
Well...at least he didn't say something about you having a big tummmy. (Not that I think you have a big tummy, however a small child might have said that I have one.)
I think that you are as young looking and gorgeous as ever. So there.
Oh dear - if we are measuring age by the size of someone's head, I must be at least 45.
(I figured I should make fun of the size of my head before a certain husband of a certain blogger did.)
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