It's hard being married.
Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney broke up after three months of wedded something-or-other. (Clearly it wasn't "bliss".) Seriously, what goes wrong after three friggin' months? The gifts stop coming? You realize that one of you likes cowboy hats just a little too much or is a sweaty, puffy, coke-whore? (Thanks to Kathy Griffin for that description of Renee. By the way, Kathy Griffin - who was never, ever funny on Suddenly Susan - is seriously hilarious on her Bravo show, "My Life on the D-List". Her stand up special made me laugh way too hard. She made me spit out my food.)
Anyway, I was really pulling for those two crazy kids. Well, you know, sort of.
posted by Ali @ 12:07 PM
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Spitting out food, licking salmon. Ali, you have some real issues with mealtime, don't you?
Supposedly, Renee's reason for filing for divorce, as cited in the divorce papers, is "fraud". Uh, did Kenny finally take his hat off? Did Renee actually think he might have some hair?
Or maybe he wasn't quite as macho as these country singers would have us believe...
FRAUD!? That's some good dirt... What could signify fraud? Did he rob her?
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