Hair-ther

Ah, Rock of Love. How I'll miss ye.

I was really gunning for a full photo of this thing because it must be seen to be believed. The hair! The dress!

The dress!

Rumor has it they're in the process of casting ROL II. Alas, my beloved Bret won't be participating; looks like they've tapped Nikki Sixx of Motley Crew to fill his faux-alligator shoes. While I'm sure Nikki will attract just as motley a crew (couldn't help it! Couldn't help it!) as Mr. Michaels, I doubt that he'll be able to capture Bandanna Rawk's pitch-perfect blend of sincerity and stupid.