This might only be funny to the actors out there...

So we've all seen this video, right? The one where Miss South Carolina makes a total asshat out of herself on national television? I'll admit that I have a pronounced prejudice against the undereducated and overly tanned so watching this ridiculous, Southern, most-likely-Republican beauty queen go down in flames was a bit of a dream come true.

Then I overheard this conversation between a well-dressed businessman and a cashier at my local Trader Joe's...

Businessman: "You know what they say, 'To thine own self be true'."
Cashier: "Who said that?"
Businessman (sighing heavily): "It was in the Bible."