Not to mention impressions of any kind

Giving props to Missy for this topic, I'm getting totally listy on your asses with

"THINGS I AM NOT PARTICULARLY GOOD AT"

- Singing
- Playing piano
- Being patient when I am behind slow people
- Being patient when I am behind someone with a lot of questions
- Being patient generally
- Rolling out pie crust
- Rollerblading
- Finding things
- Swimming
- Keeping a poker face
- Telling a joke
- Reading a map
- Driving
- Riding a bike
- Math (except fractions)
- Catching a ball
- Throwing a ball
- Sobriety after two drinks
- Not eating the entire basket of chips and salsa
- Ignoring the sale rack

Feel free to add your own not-good-ats. The world and I want to know.