Take that, AOHell!

We've all been there. You're trying to cancel something, be it a credit card or gym membership or particularly irritating relationship. Unfortunately the "customer service representative" has other plans. 50 minutes and 800 rounds of "ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO CANCEL?" later, you're ready to chew off somebody's face. "If only someone, somewhere, was recording this!"

Well, friends - this one's for you.