Gossipista!

So apparently, Hilary Swank left Chad Lowe because of his "substance abuse" problems.

Huh.

I don't know which bothers me more: the thought of sweet Jesse "I may have HIV but Becca still loves me" McKenna doing blow off some hooker's ass or the fact that Hilary "I still love my husband, I swear" Swank felt the need to release a statement about it. She says he's clean now, so why the tattling? Not so much with the classy, miss Swank.

He was probably just hooked on something lame like Oxycontin or whatever it is that the Matthew Perrys of the world always end up in rehab for. Sleeping pills? Pain meds? Why can't celebs just take a Tylenol PM like the rest of us schlubs and move on?