Best thing I heard all day

There was a panhandler on the subway today. Nothing unusual about that. Usually I pretend to be very interested in my magazine horoscope and hold my breath but today... Well, I'll just let him speak for himself.

"Can anybody help me out tonight? I'm trying to get money so I can get myself a chicken snack, which consists of chicken, fried potatoes and a drink. If you can spare a dollar, five dollars, or even twenty dollars, it'd really help me with my chicken snack."

How can you not help a brother get a chicken snack?