Gossipista!

Man oh man, the celebrity gossip is on hyperdrive this week and like the jingle says, I'm lovin' it. Fez started spouting off at the mouth about his sexual conquests on Howard Stern (and if you don't think I'm going to download the audio on THAT one than you are sadly mistaken, bub). I hear he yapped about deflowering Mandy Moore and that Jennifer Love Hewitt was an 8 out of 10 in the sack and that someone liked her some backdoor lovin' (my money is on Lohan, but that's strictly a guess). I've always wondered what it is about that guy that gets him so much play. Clearly it's his tremendous amounts of class.

Sadly, TomKat hasn't yet split. I watched a big old thing about their $20,000 spending spree at some fancy baby place. I loved how that the salesgirl insisted that the $200 faux-mink baby blanket was "Essential! A must have!" (Yep, that's the word that pops to mind when I think of when I think of faux-mink blankets - essential.) Frankly I'm still so freaked out by the whole silent birth thing that I almost can't watch.

Almost.