Guest blogger--Samuel L. Jackson on the move!
It seems I'm hot shit here in the blog-o-sphere. People want the Samuel L. Jackson.
Mr. Jackson:Do you have any cooking advice for me? Or maybe a recipe?
Matt C., a big fan
I got a recipe for you, bitch!
Take one [1] plane.
Add one [1] crate of motherfucking snakes.
Mix it up.
There! You've got yourself one badass blockbuster. But watch your lips on the filling, that shit is piping!
posted by Ali @ 9:42 PM
2 Comments:
Why do I even bother writing? Clearly Samuel L. Jackson should write every entry - ever! Or better yet, start his own blog! Now THAT shit would be piping!
Sam, you can kiss my big ol' black ass, you wannabe. So you can pull of bein' Mr. Snake-Killer, but could you pull of this?
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