Well hello there, Braggity Brag Brag!
Holy crap, I got my first fan mail today! Okay, so that's not entirely true - after my first story came out I got a couple of emails from former classmates, but since I had working knowledge of their existance they didn't seem so fanlike. But today I got a letter from a grade school teacher who wants to use my Trump story in her gifted classes as an example of... uh... momentum or something! My favorite part of the email was when she mentioned that were several aspiring writers and actors in her class who would be excited to see just how far their talents could take them. (Welcome to the wonderful world of catering, kids!)
And then I got an email from a guy who told me how hilarious I was in ALL CAPS. Which means I'm doubly hilarious, right? Man, I feel awesome. Not as awesome as as the chick who won a million bucks in the Pillsbury bake off using frozen waffles as stuffing, but awesome nonetheless.
posted by Ali @ 8:55 PM
5 Comments:
So I guess this means that we will have to keep knowledge of your visits home a secret so that you won't be mobbed by your adoring public here in T-town?
I plan on purchasing a barking machine. You know, one of those machines that sound like you have a really big dog? And a huge pair of sunglasses.
AWESOME! How about a scarf to cover up your hair too?
I think you should go totally Jacikie O. with it.
And to think, I knew you when.
By the way, when you make a link out of the phrase "using waffles as stuffing" and your readers read the link without looking at the context, it can cause them to come to the wrong conclusions. I'm just sayin.
Like, dirty stuffing? Man, I'm so lame I don't even get the porny context. Feel free to explain though, Ted!
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