She was once respectable, right?
Go Fug Yourself is always a great read, but this one takes the cake.
posted by Ali @ 10:51 AM
Lies! All lies!
Sour Grapes in the Big Apple
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2 Comments:
Wow. That's very, very funny.
And also, wow, that's a lot of obsessing about Lindsay. I mean, I did one post with lots of pictures of her a few months back, but my tiny little fixation just got totally blown out of the water.
And ANOTHER thing, Leslie...if you're GONNA wear a little white dress without PANTIES, make sure you don't eat KUNG PAO within forty-eight hours of the fuckin' SHOOT. I made that mistake, and I DON'T want YOU to. I'm UNCROSSIN' my legs, just about to let fuckin' NEWMAN see my COOTER, when I have a SNEEZING fit and fire SHIT droplets ALL OVER the interrogation set. When I'm all DONE, the inside of my skirt looks CRUELLA D'EVIL'S WET DREAM. Except it's CRAP and not DOG FUR, you unnerstan what I'M SAYING?
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