So get this -

The Church of Scientology is maybe, possibly, probably looking to buy Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch. Granted, it's just a rumor... but a really awesome one. It's just so crazy - Scientologists running wild in a place where Michael allegedly (ALLEGEDLY) molested little boys just piles on the crazy. This clearly proves Einstein's "Blanket Theory": wacko energy attracts wacko energy.

There are more jokes here but I'm just too dumbfounded to get to them.