It's like sleeping next to a fart fountain
Matt called me at work tonight complaining that his tummy hurt. I was about to feel all wifely and concerned until he told me what he had for dinner -
- pigs in a blanket
- onion rings
- brussel sprouts
- a Cadbury cream egg
- Mountain Dew
- Cheez-Its
- beer
We won't discuss the stink that's gonna come out of that man tonight. We just won't discuss it.
posted by Ali @ 11:06 PM
2 Comments:
Oh...dear....
Sounds like a night to keep the can of Oust by the bed.
That is my remedy for those times my beloved decides to indulge in White Castle burgers.
By the way I can not stop giggling at the phrase fart fountain.
I'm like a 10 year old boy.
Oh man - that sounds like exactly what Matt used to eat growing up while never gaining a single pound. Then, I, the young fat kid, would look at him jealously and continue to gnaw on my celery stick - the only food I was allowed for the week. What a jerk!
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