Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Dude, you could paint my cats purple for that price.


I just heard that Prince is renting a house for $70,000 a month.

I'll write that again, in case your eyes just bugged out.

$70,000 - A MONTH.

He painted the whole thing purple and installed plumbing for a beauty parlor in the master bedroom and now the owner is suing him for damage or something. I say if you're spending $70,000 (A MONTH!) you get to do whatever the damn hell it is you want to the place.

4 Comments:

Blogger Ted Carter said...

I think the owner is actually suing over the blood and semen stains.

4:33 PM  
Blogger Ali said...

Huh-WHA?!

6:22 PM  
Blogger Missy said...

Is that a look at my schlong picture or what?

10:44 PM  
Blogger Ali said...

I read a story once where a reporter was interviewing a famous shoemaker about his celebrity clientelle. The reporter asked the shoemaker to give his biggest piece of gossip. His answer?

That Price wears a size 5. Womens.

You know what they say about the size of a guy's feet...

11:22 PM  

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