I want a paper hat NOW, daddy! (And a golden goose, while you're at it.)

This from www.tequilared.blogspot.com. Apparently some guy is passing out paper hats on some train and I TOTALLY WANT ONE. I don't know which train it is (a sharp-eyed Nadia pointed out that it doesn't appear to be a subway) but once I figure out which one it is, I'm there.