I need to take a cold shower

I go to check my blog this morning and, what's this? SEVEN comments! I live for my comments so I was pretty psyched - until I discovered that, aside from an innocuous post from Missy about her children, my comment area was filled with SMUT! Yes, some dorkbag got ahold of my blog and posted a bunch of porn. I'm no priss, but butt plugs and horses (naughty horses, that is) have no place on this family-friendly blog.

Idiot!

(Have you all seen Napoleon Dynamite? It's only intermittently funny and goes on way too long, but the parts that are funny are really, really funny.)