"Taketh off thy doublet and breastplate, poolboy."

My love of crap television is widely known. I take no pride in loving America's Next Top Model, but for an hour a week I can tune in and take comfort that, while acting is often a ridiculous and soul-crushing pursuit, at least I don't have to wear a bathing suit on national TV.

But no amount of ridicule is going to stop me from watching this.

So good. Sooooo good.