Mmm... pie!

So I was listening to my favorite podcast the other day ("Good Food" on NPR) and they were discussing something interesting - the top scents that enhance male and female arousal. The top scents for males were a combination of pumpkin pie and lavender, followed closely by a combination of pumpkin pie and donuts, followed by (you guessed it) a combination of donuts and lavender.

Hmm.

For women, the top scent was a combination of Good 'n Plentys (that licorice candy) and cucumber.

Hmm.

The top scents that turned women off were barbequed meat, artificial cherry, and men's cologne. (What did I just buy Matt's for his birthday? Cologne. Best be returning that shit quick.)

The top scents that turned men off were:

Surprisingly (?) enough, nothing turned men off.

The scientists measured all this by offering scents and then checking the blood flow to the genitalia. Which begs the question, how'd they recruit people for that study?! I mean, it's not like you can put an ad out on Craig's List. (Scratch that - I'm sure they put an ad out on Craig's List.) Which begs the question - how'd they attach the electrodes? Which begs the question - Who are the poor fuckers who have to do the attaching?! That's gotta be an awkward job, right? And you know they made some poor intern do it so they could get "hands on experience". (Ba-da-CHI!)

I'm off to roll around in lavender and donuts.