Yi.

So Gwyneth and Coldplay named their baby Moses.

Moses.

I realize I'm in the minority when I say that I don't mind Apple as a name. It's kind of perky and sweet, you know? Sort of like "Poppy" or "Sadie" or "Zooey". But Moses? Man, that shit is heavy (not to mention hard to live up to). Not only are his parents a huge rock star and an even huger movie star, but his name is MOSES . Get the kid a couch and put the shrink on retainer 'cause I think this little guy's gonna have some issues. (Speaking of, rumor has it that Tom wants to name the baby "Hubbard". Which is about eighteen different kinds of fantastic, if you ask me.)