Wednesday, June 01, 2005

This just in

Apparently Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are engaged. She's joining the Scientology "church" and leaving her agent to go with Tom's rep (also rumored to be a Scientologist.)

This is going to turn out well, I just know it.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Tom, talk about a mid-life crisis! Tommy's developed into a true wild-eyed, rabid, cult member. Katie better hit the road on those damaged feet of hers before she ends up looking like John Revolta's wife - all worshipful & subservient to the Scientology husband/master.

9:35 AM  
Blogger Ted Carter said...

Gosh, and I thought Tom was such a level-headed guy...

9:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she already looked subservient on Oprah....that was weird!
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12:37 PM  

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