I aspire to be this snarky

Real quick, this week's recap of Britney and Kevin: Chaotic! on Television Without Pity is so ungodly funny I haven't even finished the first page and I'm telling you to read it. The opening alone - a Tom Cruise/Scientology bitchslap that's so spot on I started to choke on my smoothie - is reason enough, my friends. (Yes, I'm drinking smoothies every day after my run. More on that later, assuming I can make it back to the computer once my leg muscles realize that I've stopped moving and start to lock...)