And by "every day" I clearly meant "every other day"...

Yeah, this isn't going to be much of anything because I just babysat for 13 hours straight.

"Billy" has created a character called MOSS MONSTER. (Which is really just Billy underneath a blanket, but whatevs.) He adopts a deep(ish) voice and is prone to pronouncements like, "MOSS MONSTER DOESN'T WANT TO TAKE A BATH! MOSS MONSTER HATE MOSS MONSTER'S MEAN BABYSITTER! MOSS MONSTER MAD!"

There are about 40 different variations. I know I shouldn't encourage it but it cracks me up.

The subway car I chose on the way home was sprayed with fresh puke. Not that that stopped me from getting on because, hey, there were open seats.