More ass than class
I catered some hotshot art auction/drunken mess last night. Normally my tolerance for pretention is pretty high due to the amount I'm surrounded by on a daily basis, but last night took the cake. People, please!
- Badly Dressed Texan saunters out of auction room, smirking:
"I just spent $5000. I think I deserve a cupcake!"
- I'm holding a tray of cupcakes. A sampling of questions:
"Are those cakes?"
"What are these small, cake-like things?"
"How do I eat one of these?"
(pause. pause. pause.) "Are these cupcakes?"
- One woman fell down an entire flight of stairs.
Classy.
posted by Ali @ 1:35 PM
2 Comments:
Did you mean to say "last night took the CUPcake?" Or was that an unintentional play on words? Regardless, I really enjoyed your descriptions of the assholes. How did that woman fall down a flight of stairs -- too many cupcakes?
Cupcakes must be poor-folk food. The rich-folk probably wouldn't recognize poor-folk staples like Spaghetti-O's and bologna either! Such sheltered prissy-ass lives.
I think you told me the rich lady that fell down the stairs dropped the drink she has holding, then tumbled down. At least us poor-folks can hold our liquor a bit better, or at least have the sense to fall without spilling good booze!
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