My God, is there anything this woman can't get away with?!

Just a quickie because I'm running out the door but word is, Paris Hilton was released from prison this morning after fulfilling a whole 3 days of her 23 day sentence.

Seriously, I need to get famous quick. Not only would I get tons of free stuff (stuff that I could totally afford, what with my newfound bags of money), but I could do all sorts of illegal shit! And if there's one thing we know about Ali, it's her love of illegal shit.