Would you care for an hors - BOOM!

So we've got this little terror warning going on right now. Nothing big, just potential death and destruction on the subway system. So where am I working last night? Grand Central. The big boy. El target-o numero uno. Not only was there a party for 500 in the middle of (arguably) the juiciest attack point in all of New York City, but the freaking guest of honor is a SUPREME COURT JUDGE. (Antonin Scalia, for those who care.)

One of the other waiters summed it up best: "It'll be just my luck that I get blown up while carrying a tray of brie en croute. If that happens - man, I'm gonna be pissed."