Saturday, August 13, 2005

Nice.

This was sent out in a mass mailing by my agent today.

Wake up call to actors:

Check you (sic) fucking cellphones about auditions and call back in a timely manner. Don't call and say you have to work the time of the audition or that you couldn't call back cause you were working.

Decide if you are a waiter or an actor.

Love, David

If I wanted to commit career suicide, I might respond something like this:

Wake up call to agents:

Bite my ass.

Love, Alisha

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You might add something about his offer to pay your bills while you wait for the phone to ring. Only fair right? Perhaps he could offer you an hourly wage to sit and wait? Even better.

12:32 PM  
Blogger Ali said...

My thoughts exactly.

2:39 PM  
Blogger Ted Carter said...

Paraphrase:

"Decide whether you want to starve to death or be realistic..."

11:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't you just hate it when people think they own you? Especially people who are vital to your success in your chosen career. Too bad a lighthearted "fuck you" can lead to dire consequences.

1:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how dare they!
but then again, who turns their phones off?
It's called vibrate, people!

1:11 PM  

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