He's gonna PUMP! (clap) YOU UP!

NEWS FLASH: There's a man sunbathing on the roof across the street. Right now he's applying sunscreen to his nipples which, while practical, is not something I ever needed to see.

Nothing will top the time that we watched a man posing for what (we hoped?) was a men's bodybuilding magazine. He was pulling out all the classics (ah yes, there's The Hulk... the Ah-nuld...) It took every ounce of strength not to invite people over.