Let the self-loathing begin!
So my birthday's coming up. There's nothing like entering your middle late 20's (or so) to make you think about what you've accomplished in life.
Did you know that Vera Wang was the editor of Vogue at 23?
THE EDITOR OF VOGUE! AT 23!
Clearly I need to get cracking.
posted by Ali @ 10:44 AM
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Sometimes success is quiet.
And let's face it: most of us won't find success. At least not in the way we think we want it. Except me. I've got it aaaaaaaall planned out.
Success at an early age is overrated. Just look at me. When I was 12 I was making $70,000 an episode. And now what am I? I'm a punchline.
Maybe what you need to get you out of the blues is a little chocolate.
And I'm not talking about Godiva.
I'll make you hum like you've never hummed before, cause I got diff'rent strokes to move your world. Back when I was I was ten I was all "Watchoo talkin bout?" but now every lady tells me "Now that's what I'm talkin about" cause you know a short man's face is like a Visa card: it's everywhere you want it to be.
It don't matter that I got not a lot. So what? Other people will have theirs, you'll definitely have yours (at least five), and I'll have mine, and together we'll be fine.
Oh sweet baby Jesus, I just spit up my tea. That just made my day.
Gary, do you remember the postcard you sent me in 4th grade? The one that ended with the heart-stopping phrase, "We all love you"? I KNEW YOU MEANT IT! I carried that thing around for years. (Actually I think I still have it somewhere...)
That Gary Coleman is one sexy S.O.B.
How lucky are you?
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