SCURVY!

So a cruise ship headed to Kenya was attacked by pirates the other day. They launched grenades and shot at the boat and, I dunno, did Keith Richards impersonations, but luckily the cruise ship escaped.

I know this could've been a really ugly situation and that pirates are a real threat but... (heh) ... they were pirates. All I can picture is a bunch of guys with peg legs and parrots yelling things like "Shiver me timbers!" and "ARRRG!" and raiding the seafood buffets for lemons. Anyone else find this hilarious?