So my agent calls. You know that story I just got published, about the hamster and the water and the audition? I have an audition for it again tomorrow.
Only this time instead of a hamster, I'm a French poodle.
Just paint your nails hot pink, put on a sparkly collar, fluff your hair up and slap a pink bow in it! You'll beat out the other bow-wow hopefuls for sure!
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Next time you should write about some of the pilot auditions... maybe you'll picked up! :)
Just paint your nails hot pink, put on a sparkly collar, fluff your hair up and slap a pink bow in it! You'll beat out the other bow-wow hopefuls for sure!
Don't forget you have to fluff your chest, tail, ankles, wrists, elbows, and knees, too. If you want to be truly poodle-ish, that is...
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