Overhearing the most pretentious, yet honest exchange ever? Priceless.
Two rich young guys outside of last night's auction:
- "I go to Yale. Don't you go to Cornell?"
- "I used to. Now I go to Harvard."
- "Ah."
- "So - what do you tell people you do for a living?"
I couldn't love this more if it spanked me on the ass and brought me breakfast in bed.
posted by Ali @ 3:01 AM
2 Comments:
I prefer a pinch on the ass with my breakfast in bed.
I should hope the filthy rich are ashamed of their wealth.
As for the ass and breakfast, I have decided not to comment because I just couldn't choose between the multiple crass things that came to mind.
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