Why do I never work these parties?

I heard this rumor a few weeks ago and I really, really, really wanted to believe it. But as someone who knows first hand the mind-numbing tedium that is catering, I just chalked it up to fantasy. (Even though I really, really, really wanted to believe it.)

But now I'm starting to think maybe it's true. Which makes it the BEST! STORY! EVER! (I was goofing on it with one of the chefs but then he pointed out that "a lot of them waiter boys is hot, honey!") Hey, it's more fun than watching people do the horah.